Last updated on November 4th, 2025 at 11:43 am
Knock knock! Who’s there? Your new favorite joke article! 🎉
Let’s be honest — life is stressful. Bills, traffic, Wi-Fi that decides to go on vacation… we all need a laugh break.
And nothing breaks the ice (or awkward silence) like a perfectly timed knock-knock joke.
The best part? They’re easy to remember, fun to tell, and don’t require a stand-up comedy degree.
Whether you’re trying to make your friends laugh, impress your crush, or keep the kids entertained on a long car ride, these 136+ funny knock-knock jokes are your instant ticket to giggles.
So grab your sense of humor, because we’re about to open the door (literally) to the funniest knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! 🚪😂
Trivia / Fun Fact 🎯
Did you know the knock-knock joke format actually became popular in the 1930s? It started as a call-and-response game in comedy clubs before spreading to radio shows and eventually becoming a playground classic.
Its genius lies in the setup — the “Who’s there?” invites curiosity, and the punchline delivers a quick surprise. Simple. Timeless. Hilarious.
1. Classic Knock Knock Jokes Everyone Loves
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooo!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, YOU’RE a poo!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? I scream if you don’t open the door!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Glad you’re excited!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget me!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad we’re friends?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question.
2. Food-Themed Knock Knock Jokes 🍔
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas open the door.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waffle. Waffle who? Waffle you if you don’t share!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mayo. Mayo who? Mayo the odds be ever in your favor.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a great friend.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sushi. Sushi who? Sushi a funny person!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pickle. Pickle who? Pickle little time for me.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry glad to see you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Taco. Taco who? Taco ‘bout a fun time!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet smarter than I look!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to see you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Choco. Choco who? Choco-late for the party!
💕 Knock Knock Jokes Romantic
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you every day! ❤️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you? 🍈 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter believe I’m shocking about you! 🧈 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee mine forever! 🐝💘 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we found each other? 🍊 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, open up your heart! 🚪❤️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and kiss me already! 😘 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love you to the moon and back! 🌙 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be together forever! 🥬❤️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke into my eyes and tell me you love me. 👀 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget how much I adore you! 🍩 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just me loving you! 😢❤️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid my heart, now it beats for you! 💘 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Romeo.
Romeo who?
Romeo and you—sounds perfect together! 💑 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart to tell you—I’m in love! 💖
3. Animal Knock Knock Jokes 🐶
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a burger, I’m hungry!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kangaroo. Kangaroo who? Kangaroo the lawn later.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Duck. Duck who? Duck-tor is here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beaver. Beaver who? Beaver careful!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Llama. Llama who? Llama take you out!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher the gold!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up and give it to me!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion around as usual!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Seal. Seal who? Seal you later!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Moose. Moose who? Moose you be so funny?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Monkey. Monkey who? Monkey see, monkey do!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bear. Bear who? Bear with me.
4. Holiday Knock Knock Jokes 🎄
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Claus is coming to town!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf you need is love.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turkey. Turkey who? Turkey up, it’s Christmas!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow way you’re this funny!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tree. Tree who? Tree-mendous holiday wishes!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy believe it’s Christmas?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who? Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-day greetings!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carol. Carol who? Carol you sing with me?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Reindeer. Reindeer who? Reindeer a roof on this house?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stocking. Stocking who? Stocking up on holiday cheer!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gift. Gift who? Gift me five minutes!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Angel. Angel who? Angel you glad it’s Christmas?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Star. Star who? Star-ting the party!
5. Kids’ Knock Knock Jokes 👶
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream when I see a spider!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split so I could see you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Duck. Duck who? Duck under the table!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Puppy. Puppy who? Puppy love is the best!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy is my favorite day!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy open the door?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jelly. Jelly who? Jelly good to see you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape job, buddy!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hug. Hug who? Hug you later!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kitten. Kitten who? Kitten you open the door?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cloud. Cloud who? Cloud you be any funnier?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chair. Chair who? Chair-ing is caring!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doll. Doll who? Doll always love you.
6. School Knock Knock Jokes 🎒
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Math. Math who? Math you glad I’m not homework?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil fall if you push it!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Teacher. Teacher who? Teacher me how to be funny!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Book. Book who? Book your seat in class!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paper. Paper who? Paper wait, I’ve got a joke!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chalk. Chalk who? Chalk about a fun class!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Desk. Desk who? Desk the place to study!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Exam. Exam who? Exam time is here, oh no!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? History. History who? History is repeating itself!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bell. Bell who? Bell you remember to study?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Crayon. Crayon who? Crayon the fun pictures!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eraser. Eraser who? Eraser chance to do it again!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Science. Science who? Science you asked, here’s a joke!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grade. Grade who? Grade to see you!
7. Silly Wordplay Knock Knock Jokes 🤪
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wheel. Wheel who? Wheel you be my friend?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dew. Dew who? Dew you know the time?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bee my guest!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Clock. Clock who? Clock me in for fun!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Key. Key who? Key to happiness is laughter!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shoe. Shoe who? Shoe knew this was funny?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nail. Nail who? Nail the joke!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fry. Fry who? Fry-day is the best day!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rock. Rock who? Rock and roll!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spoon. Spoon who? Spooner or later, you’ll laugh!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sing. Sing who? Sing me a song!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glow. Glow who? Glow big or go home!
🔥 Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a night out—just us two? 😉 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day! 😏 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl you be my date tonight? 🍷 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you my heart if you want it. 💘 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to steal your heart! ⏰❤️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry me in your arms tonight. 😍 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nick.
Nick who?
Nick your time, but it’s worth it for your smile. 😎 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go out for dinner later? 🍽️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and text me back—I’m waiting! 📱 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d rather have your love! 💵❤️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess thinking about you makes me smile. 😊 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome… for being irresistible. 😜 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain my feelings, but they’re too strong! 💓 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reese.
Reese who?
Reese your lips close to mine, please! 💋 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover here waiting for your hug! 😅
8. Tech Knock Knock Jokes 💻
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi who? Wi-Fi you not laughing?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Download. Download who? Download you remember me?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mouse. Mouse who? Mouse be your lucky day!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? USB. USB who? USB ready for fun!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Email. Email who? Email be back later!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Data. Data who? Data way to tell a joke!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Screen. Screen who? Screen for ice cream!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? App. App who? App-y to see you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Browser. Browser who? Browser the shop for fun stuff!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pixel. Pixel who? Pixel perfect moment!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Login. Login who? Login to the fun!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Server. Server who? Server you right for laughing!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cloud. Cloud who? Cloud you believe this?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Code. Code who? Code you tell me the joke?
9. Romantic Knock Knock Jokes ❤️
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, you’re my favorite!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Love. Love who? Love you to the moon and back!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me quick!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Date. Date who? Date you is my favorite!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heart. Heart who? Heart you glad I’m here?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hug. Hug who? Hug you forever!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rose. Rose who? Rose are red, violets are blue…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sweet. Sweet who? Sweet dreams of you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Star. Star who? Star light, star bright…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ring. Ring who? Ring me anytime!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Smile. Smile who? Smile because I love you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Charm. Charm who? Charm glad we met!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shine. Shine who? Shine you are my sunshine!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Baby. Baby who? Baby you’re amazing!
10. Random Fun Knock Knock Jokes 🎯
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dice. Dice who? Dice to meet you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lamp. Lamp who? Lamp you up with a smile!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Soap. Soap who? Soap you like the joke!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Brush. Brush who? Brush up on your jokes!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hat. Hat who? Hat’s amazing!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rope. Rope who? Rope you enjoy this!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fan. Fan who? Fan-tastic to see you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Plate. Plate who? Plate it again, Sam!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toast. Toast who? Toast to our friendship!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chalk. Chalk who? Chalk it up to fun!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf it to me!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spoon. Spoon who? Spoon-fed humor!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jar. Jar who? Jar you ready to laugh?
😘 Knock Knock Jokes Flirty
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you, and my heart skips a beat! ❄️❤️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
You who, my favorite person ever! 😍 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon me shocking with that smile! 🥓💘 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut go breaking my heart! 🍩❤️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time you text me! 📱💖 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup, I’m falling for you! 🌼 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Babe.
Babe who?
Babe-lieve me, you’re the cutest! 😘 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flirt.
Flirt who?
Flirt with you all day, if you let me. 😏 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Angel.
Angel who?
Angel like you shouldn’t be single! 👼 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wink.
Wink who?
Wink you’ll go out with me? 😉 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me and find out! 💋 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile because I like you! 😊 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug me tight and never let go! 🤗 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry—I’m yours! 😜 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chill.
Chill who?
Chill with me and make it a date. 🥰
How to Use These Lines in a Funny Way
Timing is everything! Use these jokes:
- As an icebreaker when meeting new people
- During long car rides with friends or kids
- In group chats to lighten the mood
- On stage for amateur comedy night
- As captions for funny social media posts
The trick? Deliver with confidence and a playful tone. Pause after “Who’s there?” for suspense. Smile when delivering the punchline — laughter is contagious!
FAQs
1. What is the origin of knock-knock jokes?
They started as a call-and-response game in the 1930s.
2. Are knock-knock jokes only for kids?
No! Adults love them too.
3. How do I make a knock-knock joke funnier?
Add personality and timing.
4. Can I make my own knock-knock jokes?
Yes — just keep the format and add your twist.
5. Are these jokes safe for work?
Absolutely — all clean humor here.
Conclusion
Knock-knock jokes are more than just a silly game — they’re a universal language of fun. From kids’ birthday parties to office coffee breaks, they bring smiles to any situation.
With these 136+ funny knock-knock jokes, you’re now officially armed for laughter anytime, anywhere.
Share them with friends, family, and even strangers. Who knows? One good joke might just make someone’s day brighter. And in a world that needs more joy, that’s no small thing. 🚪😂
Joseph Henry is the creative mind behind PunsMarkete, spreading smiles one clever pun and joke at a time. He believes laughter is the shortest distance between people.
